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/*
* https://gitlab.com/zlax/dtime-js
* based on:
*
* REAL-TIME CLOCK (c) 2009 por Tiago Madeira (http://tiagomadeira.com/)
* Idealizado por Santaum (http://santaum.org/)
*
* All Hail Eris!
*
* This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
* it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
* the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
* (at your option) any later version.
*
* This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
* but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
* MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
* GNU General Public License for more details.
*
* You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
* along with this program. If not, see <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
*/
function az(x) {
if (x < 10)
return "0"+x;
return x;
}
function ly(Y) {
return (Y % 4 == 0 && !(Y % 100 == 0 && Y % 400 != 0));
}
function dy(D, M, Y) {
var dm = Array(31, 28, 31, 30, 31, 30, 31, 31, 30, 31, 30, 31);
if (ly(Y)) {
dm[1] = 29;
}
var d = D;
for (var i = 0; i < M-1; i++) {
d+= dm[i]
}
return d;
}
function dtime(gregorianDate,resultar="default") {
// Easter Island Winter Time Zone offset (-5*60*60*1000)
var date = new Date(gregorianDate.getTime()-18000000);
var D = date.getUTCDate();
var M = date.getUTCMonth()+1;
var Y = date.getUTCFullYear();
var d = dy(D, M, Y);
var sttiby = 0;
if (ly(Y)) {
if (d == 60) {
sttiby = 1;
} else if (d > 60) {
d--;
}
}
M = Math.floor(d/73);
D = d % 73;
if (D == 0) {
M--;
D = 73;
}
var ddaystr = dday(D,M,d,sttiby);
var seasonnum = M+1;
switch (M) {
case 0:
M = "Chaos";
break;
case 1:
M = "Discord";
break;
case 2:
M = "Confusion";
break;
case 3:
M = "Bureaucracy";
break;
case 4:
M = "Aftermath";
break;
default:
M = "fnord";
}
Y+= 1166;
if (sttiby) {
var ddatestr = "St. Tib's Day, "+Y+" YOLD";
} else {
var ddatestr = M+" "+az(D)+", "+Y+" YOLD";
}
var h = date.getUTCHours();
var m = date.getUTCMinutes();
var s = date.getUTCSeconds();
var ms = date.getUTCMilliseconds();
var e = h*3600000+m*60000+s*1000+ms;
var ds = Math.round(e/864);
h = Math.floor(ds/10000);
ds%= 10000;
m = Math.floor(ds/100);
ds%= 100;
s = ds;
switch (resultar) {
case "shortsec":
return [ddatestr, h+":"+az(m), ":"+az(s), ddaystr];
break;
case "ddatetime":
return [Y, seasonnum, D, h, m, s];
break;
default:
var dtimestr = h+":"+az(m)+":"+az(s);
return [ddatestr, dtimestr, ddaystr];
break;
}
}
function dday(day, season, yearday, sttiby) {
var day_list = ["Sweetmorn", "Boomtime", "Pungenday", "Prickle-Prickle", "Setting Orange"];
var dweekday = day_list[((yearday-1)%5)];
var ddaystr = dweekday;
var a_holiday = ["Mungday", "Mojoday", "Syaday", "Zaraday", "Maladay"];
var s_holiday = ["Chaoflux", "Discoflux", "Confuflux", "Bureflux", "Afflux"];
var m_holiday = ["Chaomas", "Discomas", "Confumas", "Buremas", "Afmas"];
var t_holiday = ["Chaosloth", "Discosloth", "Confusloth", "Buresloth", "Afsloth"];
var e_holiday = ["Mungeye", "Mojeye", "Syadeye", "Zareye", "Maleye"];
if (sttiby) ddaystr = "Celebrate St. Tib's Day";
else if (day == 5) ddaystr += ", Celebrate " + a_holiday[season];
else if (day == 23) ddaystr += ", Celebrate " + m_holiday[season];
else if (day == 27) ddaystr += ", Celebrate " + t_holiday[season];
else if (day == 50) ddaystr += ", Celebrate " + s_holiday[season];
else if (day == 73) ddaystr += ", Celebrate " + e_holiday[season];
else if (season == 0 && day == 8) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Death of Emperor Norton";
else if (season == 0 && day == 10) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Backwards/Binary Day";
else if (season == 0 && day == 11) ddaystr += ", Celebrate RAW Day";
else if (season == 0 && day == 14) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Golden Apple Presentation Day";
else if (season == 0 && day == 17) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Joshmas";
else if (season == 0 && day == 18) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Pat Pineapple Day";
else if (season == 0 && day == 21) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Hug Day";
else if (season == 0 && day == 26) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Backwards Day, Traditional";
else if (season == 0 && day == 37) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Aaron Burrs Birthday";
else if (season == 0 && day == 51) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Pet Loving Day";
else if (season == 0 && day == 69) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Chicken Head Day";
else if (season == 0 && day == 72) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Daytime";
else if (season == 1 && day == 4) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Grover Clevelands Birthday";
else if (season == 1 && day == 11) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Discordians for Jesus/Love Your Neighbor Day";
else if (season == 1 && day == 18) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Fools Day";
else if (season == 1 && day == 19) ddaystr += ", Celebrate St. John the Blasphemists Day";
else if (season == 1 && day == 34) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Omarmas";
else if (season == 1 && day == 43) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Universal Ordination Day";
else if (season == 1 && day == 68) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Mal-2mas";
else if (season == 1 && day == 70) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Jake Day Jr./Day of the Elppin";
else if (season == 1 && day == 72) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Towel Day";
else if (season == 2 && day == 26) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Imaginary Friend Day";
else if (season == 2 && day == 28) ddaystr += ", Celebrate St. Georges Day";
else if (season == 2 && day == 30) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Zoog Day";
else if (season == 2 && day == 37) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Mid-Years Day";
else if (season == 2 && day == 40) ddaystr += ", Celebrate X-Day";
else if (season == 2 && day == 55) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Mal-2 Day";
else if (season == 2 && day == 57) ddaystr += ", Celebrate John Dillinger Day";
else if (season == 3 && day == 3) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Multiversal Underwear Day";
else if (season == 3 && day == 10) ddaystr += ", Celebrate St. Cecil Day";
else if (season == 3 && day == 18) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Spanking Fest";
else if (season == 3 && day == 33) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Pussyfoot Day";
else if (season == 3 && day == 37) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Mass of Planet Eris/Mass of Eristotle";
else if (season == 3 && day == 39) ddaystr += ", Celebrate St. Mammes's Day";
else if (season == 3 && day == 41) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Emperor Norton Proclamation Day";
else if (season == 3 && day == 55) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Feast of St. John Blasphemist";
else if (season == 3 && day == 57) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Shamlicht Kids Club Day";
else if (season == 3 && day == 59) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Gonculator Day";
else if (season == 3 && day == 60) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Mad Hatter Day";
else if (season == 3 && day == 66) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Habeas Corpus Remembrance Day";
else if (season == 4 && day == 17) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Pope Night";
else if (season == 4 && day == 28) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild Day";
else if (season == 4 && day == 37) ddaystr += ", Celebrate 537 Day";
else if (season == 4 && day == 40) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Omar Day";
else if (season == 4 && day == 43) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Day D";
else if (season == 4 && day == 46) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Hug Day II";
else if (season == 4 && day == 56) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Agnostica";
else if (season == 4 && day == 65) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Circlemas";
return ddaystr;
}
function go() {
var iddate = document.getElementById("ddate");
var idtimeshort = document.getElementById("dtimeshort");
var idtimesec = document.getElementById("dtimesec");
var idday = document.getElementById("dday");
// Current date-time with any time zone offset
var ddatetime = new Date();
ddatetime = dtime(ddatetime, "shortsec");
iddate.innerHTML = ddatetime[0];
idtimeshort.innerHTML = ddatetime[1];
idtimesec.innerHTML = ddatetime[2];
idday.innerHTML = ddatetime[3];
}
window.onload = function() {
go();
// 1 discordian decimal second = 864 christian milliseconds
setInterval(go, 864);
}