server Dell 6 Dual P3 (Coppermine) 933 Mhz 2 GB SCSI: 2x9 GB, 2x18 GB AMI MegaRAID card eepro100
db
Debian
9 GB
36 GB
10.0.0.1
2
Kenny was one of our first two servers. We bought it at the same time as Cartman. Kenny was our web server and named so we could say "You killed Kenny, you bastard!" since we anticipated growth faster than we could buy new servers.
server Dell 6 Dual P3 (Coppermine) 866 Mhz 2 GB SCSI: 2x9 GB, 2x18 GB, 2x18 GB 10k AMI MegaRAID card eepro100
cluster master
Debian
9 GB
36 GB (1 hotspare)
10.0.0.2
1
Cartman was one of our first two servers along with Kenny. Cartman's a big fat ass, and so was this thing, both in physical size and disk space. It was our master database server until we got Jesus and Kyle's mom. Now it's a cluster master.
server ASL 1 Dual P3 (Coppermine) 800 Mhz 512 MB IDE: 18 GB eepro100
web
Debian
10.0.0.3
Stan and Kyle were bought at the same time. No front panel. hda serial: IBM-DTLA-307020 - Model: IBM 75GXP 20.57GB
server ASL 1 Dual P3 (Coppermine) 800 Mhz 512 MB IDE: 18 GB eepro100
web
mail backup
FreeBSD
10.0.0.4
Stan and Kyle were bought at the same time. No front panel. hda serial: IBM-DTLA-307020 - Model: IBM 75GXP 20.57GB
server ASL 1 Dual P3 (Coppermine) 800 Mhz 512 MB IDE: 18 GB eepro100
web
Debian
10.0.0.5
Bought with Bebe. Named as such because we have a 60% female user base and had no female servers.
server ASL 1 Dual P3 (Coppermine) 800 Mhz 512 MB IDE: 18 GB eepro100
mail
userpic
Debian
10.0.0.6
Bought with Wendy. They're best friends. hda serial: IBM-DTLA-307020 - Model: IBM 75GXP 20.57GB
server ASL 1 Dual P3 (Coppermine) 866 Mhz 512 MB IDE: 18 GB eepro100
web
FreeBSD
10.0.0.7
Bought with Phillip. hda serial: IC35L020AVER07-0 - Model: IBM 60GXP 20.57GB
server ASL 1 Dual P3 (Coppermine) 866 Mhz 512 MB IDE: 18 GB eepro100
web
Debian
10.0.0.8
Bought with Terrance. hda serial: IC35L020AVER07-0 - Model: IBM 60GXP 20.57GB
server ASL 1 Dual P3 (Coppermine) 1 Ghz 3.5 GB SCSI: 3x18 GB (IBM: DDYS-T18350M) 64 MB Mylex AcceleRAID 170 PCI RAID Controller eepro100
db
dns
Debian
36 GB
10.0.0.9
4
Mackey and Hat (Mr. Mackey and Mr. Hat) were our first 1U db slaves.
server ASL 1 Dual P3 (Coppermine) 1 Ghz 3 GB SCSI: 3x18 GB (IBM: DDYS-T18350M) 64 MB Mylex AcceleRAID 170 PCI RAID Controller eepro100
db
Debian
36 GB
10.0.0.10
5
Mackey and Hat (Mr. Mackey and Mr. Hat) were our first 1U db slaves.
server ASL 1 Dual P3 (Coppermine) 1Ghz 512 MB IDE: 18GB eepro100
web
Debian
10.0.0.11
Bought with Pip. hda serial: IC35L020AVER07-0 - Model: IBM 60GXP 20.57GB
server ASL 1 Dual P3 (Coppermine) 1Ghz 512 MB IDE: 18GB eepro100
userpic
Debian
10.0.0.12
Bought with Ike. hda serial: IC35L020AVER07-0 - Model: IBM 60GXP 20.57GB
server ESS 1 Dual P3 (Coppermine) 1 Ghz 2 GB SCSI: 2x18 GB (IBM) 64 MB Mylex AcceleRAID 170 PCI RAID Controller eepro100
db
Debian
36G
10.0.0.13
6
Timmy and Gobbles. They took more than a month to ship, and arrived in a non-working state, with some broken hardware.

One drive died. Now only has 2, in a raid 0 config.
server ASL 2 Dual P3 (Coppermine) 933 Mhz 3.5 GB SCSI: 6x18 GB (IBM DDYS-T18350M) Mylex AcceleRAID 352, 64 MB (dac960) eepro100
misc
Debian
85G
10.0.0.15
3
Brad bought this to replace his old machine at Virtualis, and serves many misc roles: slave database when needed (if another dies), file backup machine, log processing, etc.
server ESS 1 Dual P3 (Coppermine) 1 Ghz 3 GB SCSI: 3x18 GB (IBM) 64 MB Mylex AcceleRAID 170 PCI RAID Controller eepro100
db
Debian
54G
10.0.0.16
7
Timmy and Gobbles. They took more than a month to ship, and arrived in a non-working state, with some broken hardware.
server ASL 1 P3 (Coppermine) 866 Mhz 256 MB IDE: 18G eepro100
staging
dns
netsaint
statserv
Debian
10.0.0.17
We bought this machine as an 'el cheapo box to run all of the monitorying/syncronizing software. hda serial: IC35L020AVER07-0 - Model: IBM 60GXP 20.57GB
server ASL 1 Dual P3 (Tualatin) 1.26 Ghz 512 MB IDE: 18G eepro100
web
Debian
10.0.0.18
Bought with sheila. First ones to go above 1 Ghz, and will function as the new paid web slaves. hda serial: IC35L020AVER07-0 - Model: IBM 60GXP 20.57GB
server ASL 1 Dual P3 (Tualatin) 1.26 Ghz 512 MB IDE: 18G eepro100
web
Debian
10.0.0.19
Bought with gerald. First ones to go above 1 Ghz, and will function as the new paid web slaves. hda serial: IC35L020AVER07-0 - Model: IBM 60GXP 20.57GB
server ASL 4 Dual P3 (Xeon) 700 Mhz (2 MB L2 cache) 12 GB SCSI: 1x18 GB 64 MB IBM ServeRAID-4Mx PCI RAID Controller eepro100
db
Debian
10.0.0.20
8
This monster is the new master DB. We bought it with room to grow, still. An identical machine named "santa" will be purchased to run as a hot spare and slave DB.
disk array IBM 3 SCSI: 8x36 GB 10k
139G
This is the IBM drive enclosure for Jesus.
load balancer 2
10.0.0.14
Best frickin' load balancer ever made.
switch lanblvd 1 10/100 mbps port
10.0.0.200
External switch. (2924)
switch lanblvd 1 10/100 mbps port GBIC port
10.0.0.201
Internal switch. (2948G) Linked with Multimode (SC-SC) fiber to cisco3.
switch lanblvd 1 10/100 mbps port GBIC port
10.0.0.201
Internal switch #2 (3500XL) Linked with Multimode (SC-SC) fiber to cisco2.
server ASL 1 Dual P3 (Tualatin) 1.24 Ghz 4 GB SCSI: 1x36 GB eepro100
db
Debian
10.0.0.21
10
server ASL 1 Dual P3 (Tualatin) 1.26 Ghz 768 MB IDE: 36G eepro100
web
Debian
10.0.0.22
Bought with hankey. hda serial: IC35L040AVER07 - Model: IBM 60GXP 41.17GB
server ASL 1 Dual P3 (Tualatin) 1.26 Ghz 768 MB IDE: 36G eepro100
web
Debian
10.0.0.23
Bought with marvin. hda serial: IC35L040AVER07 - Model: IBM 60GXP 41.17GB
server ASL 2 Dual P3 (Tualatin) 1.26 Ghz 4 GB SCSI: 4x18 GB (IBM: DDYS-T18350M) 2x9 GB 32 MB Mylex AcceleRAID 352 PCI RAID Controller eepro100 redundant power supply
cluster master
Debian
9 GB
36 GB (1 hotspare)
10.0.0.24
11
First wave of new cluster masters. Bought with Chef. The system disks were bought separately.
server ASL 2 Dual P3 (Tualatin) 1.26 Ghz 4 GB SCSI: 4x18 GB (IBM: DDYS-T18350M) 2x9 GB 32 MB Mylex AcceleRAID 352 PCI RAID Controller eepro100 redundant power supply
cluster master
Debian
9 GB
36 GB (1 hotspare)
10.0.0.25
12
First wave of new cluster masters. Bought with Santa. The system disks were bought separately.