195 lines
8.3 KiB
JavaScript
195 lines
8.3 KiB
JavaScript
/*
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* https://gitlab.com/zlax/dtime-js
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* based on:
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*
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* REAL-TIME CLOCK (c) 2009 por Tiago Madeira (http://tiagomadeira.com/)
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* Idealizado por Santaum (http://santaum.org/)
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*
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* All Hail Eris!
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*
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* This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
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* it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
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* the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
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* (at your option) any later version.
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*
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* This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
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* but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
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* MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
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* GNU General Public License for more details.
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*
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* You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
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* along with this program. If not, see <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
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*/
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function az(x) {
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if (x < 10)
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return "0"+x;
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return x;
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}
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function ly(Y) {
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return (Y % 4 == 0 && !(Y % 100 == 0 && Y % 400 != 0));
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}
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function dy(D, M, Y) {
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var dm = Array(31, 28, 31, 30, 31, 30, 31, 31, 30, 31, 30, 31);
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if (ly(Y)) {
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dm[1] = 29;
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}
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var d = D;
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for (var i = 0; i < M-1; i++) {
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d+= dm[i]
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}
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return d;
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}
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function dtime(gregorianDate) {
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// Easter Island Winter Time Zone offset (-5*60*60*1000)
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var date = new Date(gregorianDate.getTime()-18000000);
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var D = date.getUTCDate();
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var M = date.getUTCMonth()+1;
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var Y = date.getUTCFullYear();
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var d = dy(D, M, Y);
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var sttiby = 0;
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if (ly(Y)) {
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if (d == 60) {
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sttiby = 1;
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} else if (d > 60) {
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d--;
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}
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}
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M = Math.floor(d/73);
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D = d % 73;
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if (D == 0) {
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M--;
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D = 73;
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}
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var ddaystr = dday(D,M,d,sttiby);
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switch (M) {
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case 0:
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M = "Chaos";
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break;
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case 1:
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M = "Discord";
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break;
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case 2:
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M = "Confusion";
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break;
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case 3:
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M = "Bureaucracy";
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break;
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case 4:
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M = "Aftermath";
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break;
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default:
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M = "fnord";
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}
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Y+= 1166;
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if (sttiby) {
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var ddatestr = "St. Tib's Day, "+Y+" YOLD";
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} else {
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var ddatestr = M+" "+az(D)+", "+Y+" YOLD";
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}
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var h = date.getUTCHours();
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var m = date.getUTCMinutes();
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var s = date.getUTCSeconds();
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var ms = date.getUTCMilliseconds();
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var e = h*3600000+m*60000+s*1000+ms;
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var ds = Math.round(e/864);
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h = Math.floor(ds/10000);
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ds%= 10000;
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m = Math.floor(ds/100);
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ds%= 100;
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s = ds;
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var dtimestr = h+":"+az(m)+":"+az(s);
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return [ddatestr, dtimestr, ddaystr];
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}
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function dday(day, season, yearday, sttiby) {
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var day_list = ["Sweetmorn", "Boomtime", "Pungenday", "Prickle-Prickle", "Setting Orange"];
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var dweekday = day_list[((yearday-1)%5)];
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var ddaystr = dweekday;
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var a_holiday = ["Mungday", "Mojoday", "Syaday", "Zaraday", "Maladay"];
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var s_holiday = ["Chaoflux", "Discoflux", "Confuflux", "Bureflux", "Afflux"];
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var m_holiday = ["Chaomas", "Discomas", "Confumas", "Buremas", "Afmas"];
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var t_holiday = ["Chaosloth", "Discosloth", "Confusloth", "Buresloth", "Afsloth"];
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var e_holiday = ["Mungeye", "Mojeye", "Syadeye", "Zareye", "Maleye"];
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if (sttiby) ddaystr = "Celebrate St. Tib's Day";
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else if (day == 5) ddaystr += ", Celebrate " + a_holiday[season];
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else if (day == 23) ddaystr += ", Celebrate " + m_holiday[season];
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else if (day == 27) ddaystr += ", Celebrate " + t_holiday[season];
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else if (day == 50) ddaystr += ", Celebrate " + s_holiday[season];
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else if (day == 73) ddaystr += ", Celebrate " + e_holiday[season];
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else if (season == 0 && day == 8) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Death of Emperor Norton";
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else if (season == 0 && day == 10) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Backwards/Binary Day";
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else if (season == 0 && day == 11) ddaystr += ", Celebrate RAW Day";
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else if (season == 0 && day == 14) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Golden Apple Presentation Day";
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else if (season == 0 && day == 17) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Joshmas";
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else if (season == 0 && day == 18) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Pat Pineapple Day";
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else if (season == 0 && day == 21) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Hug Day";
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else if (season == 0 && day == 26) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Backwards Day (Traditional)";
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else if (season == 0 && day == 37) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Aaron Burr’s Birthday";
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else if (season == 0 && day == 49) ddaystr += ", Celebrate The Mary Day";
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else if (season == 0 && day == 51) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Pet Loving Day";
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else if (season == 0 && day == 69) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Head Chicken/Chicken Head Day";
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else if (season == 0 && day == 72) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Daytime";
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else if (season == 1 && day == 4) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Grover Cleveland’s Birthday";
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else if (season == 1 && day == 11) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Discordians for Jesus/Love Your Neighbor Day";
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else if (season == 1 && day == 18) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Fool’s Day";
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else if (season == 1 && day == 19) ddaystr += ", Celebrate St. John the Blasphemist’s Day";
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else if (season == 1 && day == 34) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Omarmas";
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else if (season == 1 && day == 43) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Universal Ordination Day";
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else if (season == 1 && day == 68) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Mal-2mas";
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else if (season == 1 && day == 70) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Jake Day Jr. (DJ)/Day of the Elppin";
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else if (season == 1 && day == 72) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Towel Day";
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else if (season == 2 && day == 26) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Imaginary Friend/Captain Tuttle Day";
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else if (season == 2 && day == 28) ddaystr += ", Celebrate St. George’s Day";
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else if (season == 2 && day == 30) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Zoog Day";
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else if (season == 2 && day == 36) ddaystr += ", Celebrate June 31st for Popes";
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else if (season == 2 && day == 37) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Mid-Year’s Day";
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else if (season == 2 && day == 40) ddaystr += ", Celebrate X-Day";
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else if (season == 2 && day == 55) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Mal-2 Day";
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else if (season == 2 && day == 57) ddaystr += ", Celebrate John Dillinger Day";
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else if (season == 3 && day == 3) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Multiversal Underwear Day";
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else if (season == 3 && day == 18) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Festival of Hanky-Panky Spankies";
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else if (season == 3 && day == 33) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Cat Dancing & Pussyfoot Day";
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else if (season == 3 && day == 37) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Mass of Planet Eris/Eristotle";
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else if (season == 3 && day == 39) ddaystr += ", Celebrate St. Mammes's Day";
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else if (season == 3 && day == 41) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Emperor Norton Proclamation Day";
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else if (season == 3 && day == 57) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Shamlicht Kids Club Day";
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else if (season == 3 && day == 59) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Gonkulator Day (Gonculator Day)";
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else if (season == 3 && day == 60) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Mad Hatter Day";
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else if (season == 3 && day == 66) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Habeas Corpus Remembrance Day";
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else if (season == 4 && day == 28) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild Day";
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else if (season == 4 && day == 36) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Spanking Fest";
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else if (season == 4 && day == 37) ddaystr += ", Celebrate 537 Day, sometimes Turkey Day";
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else if (season == 4 && day == 40) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Omar’s Day";
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else if (season == 4 && day == 43) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Day D";
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else if (season == 4 && day == 46) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Hug Day II";
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else if (season == 4 && day == 65) ddaystr += ", Celebrate Circlemas";
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return ddaystr;
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}
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function go() {
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var iddate = document.getElementById("ddate");
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var idtime = document.getElementById("dtime");
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var idday = document.getElementById("dday");
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// Current date-time with any time zone offset
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var ddatetime = new Date();
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ddatetime = dtime(ddatetime);
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iddate.innerHTML = ddatetime[0];
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idtime.innerHTML = ddatetime[1];
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idday.innerHTML = ddatetime[2];
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}
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window.onload = function() {
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go();
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// 1 discordian decimal second = 864 christian milliseconds
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setInterval(go, 864);
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}
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