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<head><title>Hansel and Grendel Go to Finishing School</title>
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<h1>Hansel and Grendel Go to Finishing School</h1>
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<p>Our story begins at a point in the Universe not unlike where you are now
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sitting, drinking your government-sanctioned stimulant, dreaming of the
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day when you, too, will own your own personalized luxury home on 0.3 acres
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of land, with a stunning view of, well, the neighbor's personalized luxury
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home on 0.3 acres of land. Except this point in the Universe is much more
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exciting, fine-smelling, and generally a better place to be than
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yours.</p>
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<h2>No, Really, It Is Much Finer</h2>
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<p>So, anyway, at this particular point in the Universe, on a day not
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entirely unlike today, two entirely unrelated mythological pantheons
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collided, resulting in a fast friendship between a Little Boy Bound to be
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Eaten by the Architypal Crone and a Faceless Beast That Waits for the Hero
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to Dispatch It. Which, as you might have guessed, was not the intention of
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the various storytellers involved, but that's what happens when people
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stop reading all the really cool stories and start checking the Financial
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Section every 12 minutes. There's only so much space to go around in the
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collective consciousness, you know...</p>
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